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Funny Animals

11. Gangsta Kitty

will throw you into a river with stone shoes and then meow.

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Funny Books

12. Book Name

a book about nothing.

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Funny Euphemisms

13. Funny Font Spooky Skeleton

aka ness

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Funny Products

14. Link Cable

like a link cable, but exclusively for zelda games

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Funny Things to Do

15. Publically Humiliate Mayor Lewis at All Times

wear trimmed lucky purple shorts, put lucky purple shorts in the luau soup, display lucky purple shorts in grange, give marnie lucky purple shorts, cheat to get infinite lucky purple shorts.

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Funny Dances

16. Hokey Pokey

useful for both entertaining children and entrancing zombie bums

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Funny Diseases

17. Can't Get Sick

cannot get sick

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Funny Euphemisms

18. Myself Telephone

also known as an iphone.

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Funny Insults

19. You're So Old...

you still play the powerpuff girls: battle him

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Funny Questions

20. Why Am I Getting So Many Birds from Egirls

every december, i get birds upon birds from egirls claiming to be my true love. it started with a partridge, then the pheasants and the swans came.
i ended up with like 200 birds at christmas.
this continued and still does every christmas. See also Christmas.

Added by sansisness on January 5, 2024| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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