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Funny Phobias

1. Chorophobia

Fear of dancing. They must be fun at parties.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Doin' the Do

.... With you-know-who.

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Funny Insults

3. You make me want to rip off my own arm, just so I have something to throw at you.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. What the frick frack paddywhack thumbtack biofeedback Radioshack blackjack bushwhack did you just say to me?

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Funny Jobs

5. Professional Cow Tipper

Hard to find a job in this field nowadays, since rotten teenagers are doing it for free. See also Farming.

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Funny Names

6. Felix

Best said with unnecessary fervor, and a hiss on the 'x'. Feeelixxx.

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Funny People

7. Robin Williams

See also Depressing.

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Funny Sayings

8. "Well, Jiggle My Tits and Call Me Shirley!"

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Funny Words

9. Shingle

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Funny Phobias

10. Geniophobia

The intense fear of chins See also Jay Leno.

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