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Funny Questions

1. What's the Past Tense of Yeet?

1: Yeeted. 2. Yeeten. 3: Yote. 4: Yoot. 5: Yet. 6: Yat. 7: Yoten. 8: Yute. 9: Yeed. 10: Yeet. 11: Yot. 12: Yuted. 13: Yoted. 14: Yee. 15: Yest.

Cast your vote in the comments. See also Grammar.

Added by suckanegg on August 4, 2018| 73 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2. Dood

No. Dood is not a phobia. I just simply put "dood" because someone else already posted this thing.
Phobophobia: the phobia of having a phobia.

Added by suckanegg on June 9, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3. The Only Way You'll Ever Get Laid is if You Crawl Up a Chicken's Bottom and Wait. (blueshope Repost N.4)

eg G

Added by suckanegg on May 26, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

4. I Am Leg

I am legend except all characters are legs.

Added by suckanegg on May 26, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What Did the Egg Say to the Egg?

Egg

Added by suckanegg on May 11, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

6. OHMYGOSH.

I literally was going to say something about April Fools but I then saw it's my 10th contribution and since my name starts with the word "suck" and between EVERY 10th contribution that silly song appears, the song said f**kanegg. MY

Added by suckanegg on April 1, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

7. Today is April Fools.

April Fools!
This is a paradox.

Added by suckanegg on April 1, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Search Wubba Lubba Dub Dub on Google and See the Did You Mean Thing

Lol. Just lol.

Added by suckanegg on April 1, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. You're driving your canoe up a tree, then you lose a wheel. How many moose hooves does it take to reach you to the moon?

Blueberry, because snakes have elbows.

Added by suckanegg on March 31, 2018| 58 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

10. Yeet.

Dunno. The word is just funny to type, hear, say or see.

Added by suckanegg on March 31, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

suckanegg

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Before the copy accuses strike I say that I'm a blueshope alt. That account is permanently inactive. So yeh I will repost Hope's posts cuz I am Hope.
SUCK AN EGG

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