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Funny Insults

1. Your Face Looks Like a Picasso.

My personal favorite of all the "your face" jokes.

Added by twerg45 on March 26, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

2. "I'm Starving for Death."

A phrase used by kids who do not yet understand proper grammar.

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Funny Quotes

3. "I Tried Taking the Shell off of a Snail in the Hopes of It Being Faster..."

But it just ended up being more sluggish. -Hank Green

Added by twerg45 on March 26, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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