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Funny Anti-Jokes

11. What Did the Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Funny Phrases

12. Congratulations Do You Want a Cookie?

Perfect thing to say to people when they correct you

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Funny Things

13. Heebie Jeebies

Great word for saying something is creepy looking. Use this word to annoy your friends while watching horror movies or just looking at them HA

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Funny Names

14. Casserole

Call her Cassy for short and no one will ask what her real name because they'll assume it's Cassidy or Kassidy and they will grow up knowing that they were named after baked food.

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Funny Questions

15. Do You Eat or Drink Soup?

*licks tootsie pop* the world may never know

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Funny Questions

16. If I Asked You Out, Would the Answer be the Same as the Answer to This Question?

Funny Things to Do

17. Put Vanilla Yogurt in a Mayonnaise Jar

Pretend like your eating straight up mayonnaise, they'll never see it coming. See also Pranks.

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