ziema's Entries

Funny Insults

1. Capitalist Poophead

something my friend said to me once :)

Added by ziema on September 21, 2019| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

2. When Life Gives You Lemons, Peel Them, Somehow Use Your Skills to Shape the Peels into Tiny Knives, and Stab Them in Life's Back.

Maybe next time Life will give you some chocolate.

Added by ziema on June 11, 2019| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

3. How Many Shrimps Do You Have to Eat Before You Make Your Skin Turn Pink?

somewhere around 17.

Added by ziema on April 19, 2019| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

4. America's Village Idiot

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.

Added by ziema on April 16, 2019| 16 Comments | 103 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

5. If I’m ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works. Shop

You got it, Dad.

Added by ziema on April 16, 2019| 6 Comments | 66 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

6. Do the Chicken Dance when Everyone else is "slow Dancing"

Added by ziema on April 16, 2019| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

7. Nothing... And then Some More Nothing.

trust me, it's fun.


sort of.

Added by ziema on April 16, 2019| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

8. What is God's Last Name?

Is it Christ, cuz Jesus is his son and his name is Jesus Christ? I never really understood that....

Added by ziema on March 12, 2019| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

9. If Ghosts Can't Touch Solids, then How Can They Walk on Floors?

The one question I have been wondering my entire life.

Added by ziema on March 12, 2019| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike