Alessandro's Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Sometimes I Tuck My Knees into My Chest and Lean Forward...

That's just how I roll.

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2. I Don't Trust Atoms...

They make up everything.

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3. They're Finally Making a Movie About Clocks.

It's about time.

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4. What Did the Janitor Say when He Jumped out of the Closet?

Supplies!!!

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5. I'm Only Familiar with 25 Letters in the English Language...

I don't know why. See also English.

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6. My Friend Recently Got Crushed by a Pile of Books...

But he's only got his shelf to blame.

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7. I Don't Trust Stairs, They Are Always Up to Something.

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8. I Used to be Afraid of Hurdles...

But then I got over it.

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9. Why Can't Dinosaurs Jump?

Because they are dead See also Dinosaurs.

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10. Did You Hear the Joke About the Hight Wall?

It's hilarious. I'm still trying to get over it.

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