Blammer's Entries
Funny Foods
1. Cicadas
The live ones have a crunchy outside and gooey innards and the shells of the larvae taste just like potato chips... So I am told. See also Insects.
Funny Foods
3. Corn Dogs
Think about it... Think about... That's right... I went there. See also Meat.
Funny Phobias
6. Coitophobia
The fear of sexual intercourse... (insert joke about uptight people needing to get laid here). See also Sex.
Funny Things to Do
8. Biting Your Own Tongue
Funny as long as it's not you who's doing it. Also funny to bite someone else's tongue, yet extremely awkward.
Funny Things to Do
9. Going to Get a Colonoscopy.
Just think of what it looks like... See also Body.