8 Entries Tagged “Police”
Funny Phrases
2. The Pokey
Old-people talk for jail. I actually find this one funny. See also Jail, Police.
Funny People
3. Bicycles Cops
“What do they do when they arrest somebody?
‘Alright, in the basket.’”
―Walter, AKA Jeff Dunham
See also Bicycles, Police.
Funny Phrases
5. To Serve and Correct
The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.
Funny Jobs
6. Truant Officer
All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.