6 Entries Tagged “Jail”
Funny Quotes
1. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
―Groucho Marx See also Friends, Jail.
Funny Phrases
2. The Pokey
Old-people talk for jail. I actually find this one funny. See also Jail, Police.
Funny Things to Do
3. Baking a File Into a Cake
Classic plan for springing your man from the clink. See also Crime, Jail, Old-Timey.
Funny Places
6. The Clink
Where the Police Cops take burglars after being arrested for the smash-and-grab. See also Crime, Jail.