CHorse's Entries

Funny Quotes

1. "Never Say Never or Always, You'll Always be Wrong"

-Me . .. I think anyways.

Added by CHorse on October 25, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

2. 150% of Hamburgers Don't Know They Aren't Hamburgers

And they also don't know how percentages work.

Added by CHorse on October 25, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

3. Do You Like Wearing Pants? Guess Who else Liked Wearing Pants!?

Hitler.

Added by CHorse on January 29, 2017| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

4. In Soviet Russia, the People Rob the Stores . .

But In America the stores rob you!

Because everything's overpriced. See also Russian.

Added by CHorse on January 29, 2017| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

5. In America You Assassinate the President . . .

But in Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you!

Added by CHorse on December 17, 2016| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What 10 Year Event Ended in 1530?

The 1520s.

Added by CHorse on September 10, 2016| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Why Are French Jokes Not Funny to Some Americans?

Parce que tous les Américains peuvent lire le français. See also American, French.

Added by CHorse on September 8, 2016| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

8. Only Living People Die.

So just don't live I guess. See also Death, Life.

Added by CHorse on September 8, 2016| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

9. Never Give Advice; You'll End Up Not Following It.

Added by CHorse on September 7, 2016| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

10. If Life Gives You Lemons

Throw them back; you can't make lemonade without sugar anyway.

Added by CHorse on September 7, 2016| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike