Corey's Entries
Funny People
22. Angry Widows Living in a Basement
"Keep it down up there, or I'm calling the cops!" See also Elderly.
Funny Things to Do
23. Swimming Up a Lazy River Backwards
The easy way to turn a Lazy River into a workout river. Also tests ability to dodge fat people in inner tubes drifting at speeds exceeding 10 mph. See also Exercise, Swimming.
Funny Quotes
24. "It's True. This Man Has No Dick."
My favorite Bill Murray line. From the popular movie Ghostbusters.