5 Entries Tagged “Swimming”

Funny Insults

1. I Hope You Swim and Have Nothing to Wear but Skinny Jeans

See also Denim, Swimming.

Added by a Guest on February 11, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2. Wet Leisure Attendant

Also known as a Lifeguard. See also Jobs, Swimming.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

3. Lifeguard at the Olympics

Do you need help, Mr. Phelps? See also Swimming, Useless.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 1, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

4. Chunkydunk

I don't skinny dip, I chunkydunk. See also Nudity, Obesity, Swimming.

Added by Timmyb on May 2, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

5. Bathing Caps

It's hard not to look like a penis in a bathing cap. See also Swimming.

Added by Robyn on May 31, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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