Flouret's Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
3. Why Did the Anteater Cross the Road?
Because that anteater has a death wish. Why, anteater, why would you cross the road? You know you're a menace to society. You know the man who skipped his morning coffee's going to hit you. You know he'll be plagued with guilt for the extent of his lifetime. Do you enjoy ruining lives, anteater?
Funny Drinks
4. Lemonade's Name
The drink itself is perfectly acceptable. The name, however, is a criminal offence. Where did the "ade" come from? We aren't out here calling apple juice 'appleade'. "Well, lemonade has sugar!", you say. Guess what? So does apple juice.
Funny Foods
5. Cupcakes
In case you believe that cake is not good enough for you, and instead you need a crumbly mess you can't eat with a fork that has more icing than cake. Truly an innovation
Funny Observations
7. Ephen Steven
I'm protesting the fact that it is socially acceptable to name your child Stephen. Tell me you didn't read the title as "efen steven". This is as if you have twin sons named Dean and Sean.
Funny People
8. CORPSE
This funny, sweet, self-deprecating, insecure guy who likes to play Among Us. He also happens to dabble in the field of extremely explicit trap/pop/rock/techno
Funny People
9. Me. Don't Fight Me on This.
Prove me right. Or not. Try proving me wrong. You'll fail. You'll be humiliated. I'll get my revenge. I'll seek more. Honestly, either is fine with me.
Funny Questions
10. Is It True That The Sense Of Inflection Goes Up As You Read A Sentence In The Form Of A Question?
So, is it?
