Frank's Entries

Funny Phrases

131. You Got Served

From the 2004 movie of the same name.

Added by Frank on January 10, 2007| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

132. "I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."

Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo. See also Hipsters, Pretentious.

Added by Frank on January 8, 2007| Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

133. Lady Bird Johnson

Wife of former president Lyndon B Johnson.

Added by Frank on January 2, 2007| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

134. Buzzard

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Funny Phrases

135. Grown and Sexy

No sneakers, no jeans.

Added by Frank on December 23, 2006| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

136. Singing Telegram

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Frank on December 21, 2006| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

137. Butts McCracken

See also Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on December 17, 2006| 4 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

138. Lady Friend

Added by Frank on December 7, 2006| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

139. Smoking a Cigarette While Wearing Winter Gloves

Added by Frank on November 24, 2006| 6 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

140. Rocky Aoki

Benihana founder also known for an affected Jheri curl, posing for photos in the hot tub of his stretch Rolls Royce, founding a porn magazine, winning a national backgammon championship, racing cross-country in a stretch VW Bug, and being the first person to cross the Pacific in a hot air balloon. He was also given a wrestling scholarship, but lost it for breaking opponents' noses and legs.

Added by Frank on November 20, 2006| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike