Frank's Entries

Funny People

121. Old Prospector

There's GOLD in them thar hills!

Added by Frank on February 8, 2007| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

122. Head Honcho

At my latest job review, I told my boss that it was my career goal to be the head honcho. See also Wealth.

Added by Frank on February 6, 2007| 3 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

123. Snaggletooth

A girl of the non-attractive persuasion.

Added by Frank on February 1, 2007| 7 Comments | 70 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

124. Buffoonery

Added by Frank on January 29, 2007| 3 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

125. Love is a Battlefield Shop

Particularly funny song if sang by a middle-aged secretary on Karaoke Night at 1:30 am in a Jersey dive bar. See also Music.

Added by Frank on January 25, 2007| 2 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

126. Half-Caf

The coffee equivalent of smart casual. See also Starbucks.

Added by Frank on January 22, 2007| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

127. Goggles

Especially funny if worn by the fat kid swimming in a t-shirt at the pool.

Added by Frank on January 19, 2007| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

128. Beaver College

Now known as Arcadia University. Why the name change?

Added by Frank on January 18, 2007| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

129. "Playtime is Over!"

Warning: Only to be used when you "mean business."

Added by Frank on January 17, 2007| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Books

130. Hydroponics Indoor Horticulture Shop

The guy you knew in college with the three-foot-high marijuana plants growing in his closet usually had this book sitting on his coffee table. See also College, Drugs, Stoners.

Added by Frank on January 15, 2007| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike