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Funny Euphemisms

831. Mouth Shovels

Also known as a spoon. See also Utensils.

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Funny Insults

832. I Hope You Have Papercuts When You Use Sanitizer

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Funny Insults

833. I Hope You Wake Up and Realize Your Charger Wasn’t Plugged-In

See also Cellphones.

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Funny Insults

834. I Hope You Get Comfortable on the Couch and Realize the Remote is Unreachable

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Funny Insults

835. I Hope Your Doughnut Falls Glaze-Side Down

See also Donuts.

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Funny Observations

836. People Who Take Care of Chickens Are Chicken Tenders

Literally. See also Chickens, Farming.

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Funny Things

837. Wonga-Wonga

An Australian woody vine. See also Australian.

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Funny Things to Do

838. Start a Deep Conversation with the Person in the Other Stall

“What is your happiest memory with a loved one?”
“What is your biggest regret in life”
“Would you sacrifice yourself for a stranger?” See also Bathroom.

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Funny Observations

839. The L.A. Angels translates to “The Angels Angels.”

See also Baseball, Spanish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

840. Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg?

Because they lifted the other one, they’d fall over. See also Birds.

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