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801. Pee Pee Island, Canada

If he’s real, I still have hope for Santa Claus. See also Crime, John Mulaney.

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It’s not vanilla—that’s a flavor added. See also Ice Cream.

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Fear of Ph.

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Also known as hedgehog. See also Rodents.

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Also known as beer. See also Alcohol, Beer, Dads.

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It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.

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What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.

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