Guest Entries

Funny Clothes

781. Glasses for Your Glasses

Now you’re twice as cool. See also Glasses.

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Funny Advice

782. Talk Classy, Act Nasty

See also The Office.

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Funny Instruments

783. Squeaky the Mouse

Oh wait, sorry, I meant a clarinet played by a sixth-grader.

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Funny Things to Do

784. Sleeping in a Cheese Factory in South Dakota

It’s illegal. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2022| 10 Comments | 59 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

785. Asking a Kid to Draw You

If you’re fat your body will be a circle. (If you’re a stick figure, though, you’re fine.)

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Funny Tattoos

786. “You’ll Regret This When You’re Older”

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Funny Questions

787. What’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Funny Euphemisms

788. Battle Unicorn

Also known as a rhinoceros.

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Funny Names

789. Lothar von Trotha

A former German military commander. See also German.

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Funny Phobias

790. Pobia

Fear of digraphs. See also Grammar.

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