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Funny Euphemisms

741. Feet Pants

Also known as socks.

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Funny Sayings

742. Life is Soup, and I Am a Fork

See also Cutlery.

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Funny Instruments

743. The Dead Spirit Wailing Its Head Off in a Wooden Box With Holes

Also known as a violin being played by a seventh grader. See also Horror.

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Funny Insults

744. Why Do Your Face and Poop Look So Similar?

Seriously, why?

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Funny Foods

745. Idiot Sandwich

Bread, The Paul Brothers, Bread.

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Funny Things to Do

747. Mopping the Local Park

You’ll be a local hero.

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Funny Animals

748. Blunthead Tree Snake

Also known as Imantodes Cenchoa, this is a snake whose eyeballs each take up 26% of the space in its head. Needless to say, they’re goofy looking. See also Snakes.

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Funny Clothes

749. Glasses for Your Glasses

Now you’re twice as cool. See also Glasses.

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Funny Advice

750. Talk Classy, Act Nasty

See also The Office.

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