Guest Entries
Funny Quotes
703. “It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”
―Unknown See also Violence.
Funny Advice
707. All You Need in Life is Duct Tape and WD-40
Does it move? Is it supposed to? If not, use duct tape.
Does it not move? Is it supposed to? If so, use WD-40.
Funny Insults
709. I Hope You Step in Macaroni
Bare toes in macaroni. That’s all I hope for you. See also Cheese, Pasta.
Funny Advice
710. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments
Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.