Guest Entries
Funny Observations
672. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.
Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.
Funny Advice
676. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors
Funny Questions
680. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?
An instigator. See also Reptiles.