Guest Entries

Funny Insults

681. I Hope You Step in Macaroni

Bare toes in macaroni. That’s all I hope for you. See also Cheese, Pasta.

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Funny Advice

682. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments

Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

683. What Do You Call an Old Calendar?

I don’t know. Sorry guys.

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Funny Euphemisms

684. Sea Criminal

Also known as a dolphin. See also Dolphins.

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Funny Quotes

685. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”

―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.

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Funny Names

686. Jonathan Q. Arbuckle

John Arbuckle’s full name. See also Comics.

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Funny Insults

687. Thou Art No More Brain than Stone

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Funny Products

688. Healing Crystals

See also Useless.

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Funny Foods

689. Hàkarl

This Icelandic dish involves fermenting a shark corpse to detoxify it, then hanging it to dry and cutting it. It smells and tastes extremely pungent, but locals love it. See also Sharks.

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Funny Phobias

690. Pohiab

Fear of incorrectly spelled words. See also Grammar.

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