Guest Entries

Funny Songs

711. The Economics of the Wizarding World Don’t Make Sense

By Harry and the Potters. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Euphemisms

712. Boomstick

Also known as dynamite.

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Funny Foods

713. Shit on a Shingle

A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.

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Funny Sayings

714. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

See also Pants, Scatological.

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Funny Instruments

715. Floboe

A flute and an oboe combined. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

716. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.

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Funny Words

717. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious

Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.

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Funny Questions

718. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.

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Funny Questions

719. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?

See also Guns.

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Funny Insults

720. You’re So Ugly, the Monsters Check Above the Bed to See if You Are There

See also Monsters.

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