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Funny Observations

711. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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712. Who you gon’ call? GHOST MUSTARD!

Chef’s kiss.

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Funny Advice

713. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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Funny Anti-Jokes

714. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

715. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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Funny Anti-Jokes

716. Why is Six Afraid of Seven?

Because it is a bigger number.

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Funny Euphemisms

717. Devils Lettuce

Also known as marijuana. See also Drugs.

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Funny Observations

718. “I could care less” and “I couldn’t care less” mean the same thing.

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Funny Questions

719. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Advice

720. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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