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Funny Things to Do

711. Mopping the Local Park

You’ll be a local hero.

Added by a Guest on April 28, 2022| 1 Comment | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

712. Blunthead Tree Snake

Also known as Imantodes Cenchoa, this is a snake whose eyeballs each take up 26% of the space in its head. Needless to say, they’re goofy looking. See also Snakes.

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Funny Clothes

713. Glasses for Your Glasses

Now you’re twice as cool. See also Glasses.

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Funny Advice

714. Talk Classy, Act Nasty

See also The Office.

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Funny Instruments

715. Squeaky the Mouse

Oh wait, sorry, I meant a clarinet played by a sixth-grader.

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Funny Things to Do

716. Sleeping in a Cheese Factory in South Dakota

It’s illegal. See also Dairy.

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Funny Things to Do

717. Asking a Kid to Draw You

If you’re fat your body will be a circle. (If you’re a stick figure, though, you’re fine.)

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Funny Tattoos

718. “You’ll Regret This When You’re Older”

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Funny Questions

719. What’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Funny Euphemisms

720. Battle Unicorn

Also known as a rhinoceros.

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