Guest Entries

751. Why did you eat your baby?

My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.

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752. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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753. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

754. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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755. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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756. Going to the Bookstore and Asking to Check out Books

757. Riding a Horse Through the Car Wash

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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Funny Diseases

759. Lack Toast and Told Her Aunt

Can be fatal. See also Dairy.

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Funny Insults

760. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye

Dad behavior.

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