Guest Entries
Funny Observations
751. Despite Thousands of People Passing Away in Them Each Year, You Never Hear About a Haunted Senior Care Home
Funny Phrases
752. Chanter en Yaourt
French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.
Funny Quotes
755. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
―Bill Murray
Funny Quotes
756. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.
Funny Quotes
757. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”
―Carl Jung See also Psychology.
Funny Quotes
758. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
759. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”
―Robert Oppenheimer
