Guest Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
752. What’s Worse than Getting Swallowed by a Black Hole?
Who knows? See also Space.
Funny Advice
754. Even if You are Rubbish at Something, Do It
It’s a garbage can, not a garbage can’t. See also Garbage.
Funny Books
755. Outwitting Squirrels Shop
101 cunning stratagems to reduce dramatically the egregious misappropriation of seed from your birdfeeder. Good luck—you’ll need it. See also Rodents.
Funny Observations
759. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore
Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.
Funny Observations
760. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.
And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.