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Funny Questions

751. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2022| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

752. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

753. Slap Pals

A good way to ruin a friendship. See also Palindromes.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2022| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

754. Fish Tanks Are Submarines for Fish

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2022| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

756. Nothing is on Fire, Fire is on Things

See also Fire.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

757. Naming Your Two Goldfish One and Two

That way, if One dies you can still have Two. See also Pets.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2022| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

758. Big-Head Ed

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2022| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

759. Doing the Salsa While Eating the Salsa

Try and make it hot.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Toys

760. Gotta Go Turdle Shop

Batteries included. See also Reptiles, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2022| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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