Guest Entries

Funny Insults

751. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It

See also Insects, Shoes.

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Funny Observations

752. I’m Not Coming to the Party, but I Still Want to be Invited

See also Party.

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Funny Sayings

753. You Bet Your Bottom Dollar!

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

754. Food Trident

Also known as a fork. See also Cutlery.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2023| 1 Comment | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

755. If Someone Insults You, Say “Exactly” and Confuse Them

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2023| 17 Comments | 228 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

756. Despairagus

A very sad vegetable. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2023| 2 Comments | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

757. Slipping on a Banana Peel

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2023| 3 Comments | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

758. Red-Lipped Batfish

Cousin to the rosy lipped batfish.

Added by a Guest on April 6, 2023| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

759. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Think Plugging an Extension Cord into Itself Makes Infinite Power

Added by a Guest on April 6, 2023| 8 Comments | 85 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

760. Pocket Trumpet Shop

A trumpet designed to fit into a player’s pocket. Plays a range so high it quickly becomes irritating if in the wrong hands.

Added by a Guest on April 1, 2023| 2 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike