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Funny Sayings

751. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.

The worse news is that I caught it.

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Funny Things to Do

752. Jumping up and Not Coming Back Down

Weeee.

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Funny Animals

753. Lesser-Spotted Snurd

Rare animal found in rivers. See also Made Up.

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Funny Advice

754. Carry a Fork With You

If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

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Funny Insults

755. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally

Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

756. I Hope Your Room Mate Changes the Hulu Password

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Funny Questions

757. What Do You See When a Duck Bends Over?

Its butt quack. See also Birds.

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Funny Jobs

758. The Person Who Collects the Urine from the Wolves for Wolf Urine

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Funny Nicknames

759. Bruce the Goose

See also Birds.

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Funny Words

760. Worcestershire, England

Just try to pronounce it. I dare you. See also English.

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