Guest Entries

Funny Instruments

751. Squeaky the Mouse

Oh wait, sorry, I meant a clarinet played by a sixth-grader.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2022| 7 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

752. Sleeping in a Cheese Factory in South Dakota

It’s illegal. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2022| 10 Comments | 59 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

753. Asking a Kid to Draw You

If you’re fat your body will be a circle. (If you’re a stick figure, though, you’re fine.)

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Funny Tattoos

754. “You’ll Regret This When You’re Older”

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2022| 9 Comments | 88 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

755. What’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Funny Euphemisms

756. Battle Unicorn

Also known as a rhinoceros.

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Funny Names

757. Lothar von Trotha

A former German military commander. See also German.

Added by a Guest on April 1, 2022| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

758. Pobia

Fear of digraphs. See also Grammar.

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2022| 2 Comments | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

759. You’re So Ugly Hello Kitty Said “Goodbye.”

Added by a Guest on March 29, 2022| 12 Comments | 178 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

760. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? More Like fallen asleep in the theater.”

―Orson Welles

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