19 Entries Tagged “Reptiles”

Funny Animals

1. Crocodile Frog

Honestly, I’m scared. See also Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on January 11, 2023| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2022| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Toys

3. Gotta Go Turdle Shop

Batteries included. See also Reptiles, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2022| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

4. Armadillo Girdled Lizard

When threatened, it bites its tail and turns into a wheel. See also Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on December 18, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. Florida Murder Log

Also known as an alligator. See also Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

7. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2020| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

8. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

9. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

See also Birds, Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on May 12, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

10. American Murder Log

Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.

Added by DiwakarDarlami on January 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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