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Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

See also Birds, Reptiles.

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Added by a Guest on May 12, 2019 | You Like This |

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Cool Emoji on June 27, 2019

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Do I count the alligators then??

moosey goose on March 30, 2020

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Wait- I thought I was raising meese!

book farmer on December 2, 2020

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what came first the chicken or the egg? the egg, because you dont count your chickens before they hatch, but you can count your eggs. also, fish lay eggs and fish were around before chickens

i love kittens on May 15, 2024

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