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Funny Foods

1. I Heard a Joke About Chocolate...

but it wasnt that funny so I just snickered See also Puns.

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Funny Phobias

2. Ergophobia - Fear of Work

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Funny Phobias

3. Geniophobia - Fear of Chins

Oh No!!! Its a chin!!!! AAAAH!!!! See also Body.

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Funny Quotes

4. When Life Gives You Lemons

If life doesn't hand you sugar and water too, your lemonade is going to suck. -A random coloring book about negativity See also Lemonade.

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Funny Things to Do

5. What Should You Do in an Elevator?

1. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
3. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"
4. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued to the door when I came in."
5. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!", and cower to the far corner of the elevator. See also Pranks.

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