MissMerlin's Entries
Funny Sayings
1. "I'm Not Going to Argue with You but I'm Right!"
I often say this to someone that is bickering with me, and then I walk away.
Funny Songs
3. Up & Up by Coldplay
The lyrics are very strange: "Lyin' in the gutter aimin' for the moon, tryin' to empty out the ocean with a spoon, up and up."
Funny Things to Do
4. How to Respond to Insults:
"Your lipstick is smeared!" - "Thanks, makeup artist!"
"I hate you!" - "Why are you talking to yourself?"
"You're ugly!" - "We're twins."
"You stink!" - "Dude, go eat a bike."
Funny Songs
6. It's Raining Tacos
It's raining tacos from out of the sky, tacos, no need to ask why, just open your mouth and close your eyes, it's raining tacos!
Funny Songs
7. TMZ
Weird Al Yankovic's parody of You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift.
"Stalking you, just waitin' at your backdoor, trailing you through airport securit-e-e-e, you're on TMZ-e-e."
Funny Phrases
9. Just Read This:
1. You're reading this.
2. You're human.
3. You're on Inherently Funny.
5. You have an electronic device.
6. You skipped number four.
7. You just checked back to see if you did.
8. You're smiling.
9. You're laughing.
10. Done!
Funny Nicknames
10. Ponails
We thought it was cute when a toddler was getting his pronouns wrong. His reply was, "I do get my ponails right!" and we've been calling him that ever since.
