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Funny Clothes

61. Favorite Sound? A Zipper Coming Down . . .

It means that an article of clothing is coming off . . . jacket, pants, jumpsuit, skirt . . . a good friend of mine says the sound ALWAYS makes him smile!

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Funny Drinks

62. HOT Dr Pepper

DON'T! Just DON'T! No matter who says this on TV, hot Dr Pepper is NOT a beverage you should serve or drink in Winter. It's just nasty. I love the stuff but don't heat it!

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Funny Foods

63. Pizza Bones

It's the crescent of crust from each slice after you've eaten the good stuff. Some people dip it in garlic butter and eat it separate. First heard this in Austin TX when some guys were begging for pizza bones 'cause they were broke at the time. (I bought them a whole one...) See also Pizza.

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Funny Movies

64. Hercules Foreign Films

He can bend iron, hurl boulders and defeat armies, but throw a net over him and he's helpless.

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Funny Songs

65. Notice There Are No Oldies Rap Stations?

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Funny Books

66. An Invisible Man is Essentially Blind

You only see when light is stopped by the retina and signals are sent to the brain. H.G. Wells knew this, couldn't figure a way around it, so he ignored it and finished the story . . .

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Funny Dances

67. The Pogo

80s dance craze for those who could not dance. Jumping up and down, usually with goofy hair and equally goofy yet easy wearing spandex clothing. One of Pee Wee Herman's favourites!

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Funny Advice

68. In A Relationship? Lie . . . A LOT!

A modern relationship can only survive when they lie. The ONLY time people tell the truth is when they are getting out of it.

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Funny Advice

69. Don't Count Your Money at the ATM

If it's wrong, you can't complain there anyway. Keep your receipt and talk to the bank later. Don't go flashing whatever cash you withdraw; there are people watching besides a guard (sometimes) and a camera. (Yes, not only have I stood behind people counting their cash, they also felt it necessary to count OUT LOUD.)

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Funny Insults

70. A Tiny Mind is Indicative of Other SMALL Body Parts

And the use of these "smaller" parts will leave the one frustrated and everyone else disappointed.

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