MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Movies
31. The Wiz
Dorothy (Diana Ross) is treated badly at home, but over the rainbow everyone loves her, wants to make her queen . . . all she can say is that she wants to get back to Harlem. Not much of a dreamer . . .
Funny Observations
32. Aliens: Spotting and Encounters
Don't tell me a civilization that can flip across the universe can't find intelligent life on this planet. You can SEE Las Vegas from Space. Apparently it's easier to find a lone drunk in the desert. And just how many beers were involved? . . .
Funny Phrases
35. The Car Could Stop on a Dime . . .
. . . unfortunately, the dime COULD BE in your pocket. Strange way to sort pocket change . . .
Funny Phrases
36. Police Shows: The Warning Shot Missed His Ear by 3 Inches.
Too bad . . . got him right between the eyes.
Funny Questions
37. Why Are You Always Scratching?
Because I'm the only one who knows where it itches!
Funny Foods
38. Fried Turkey . . . NOOOOOOOOO!
For all the injuries and damages caused by frying a whole turkey . . . WHY DO THEY INSIST ON DEEP FRYING AN ENTIRE BIRD? A chicken is cut into edible pieces so I know it can be done. I think they are just looking for attention . . .
Funny Movies
40. Top Secret
Most people missed this, same guys who did Airplane! did this ignored gem. Opening sequence the best: SKEET SURFING! Parody by Beach Boy Brian Wilson himself . . . "If everybody had a 12 gauge, and a surfboard, too" . . .
