Muffy's Entries

Funny Instruments

1. Pyrophone

An organ powered by gasoline and propane with sounds made by explosion and combustion. See also Fire.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Did the Banana Say when It Got Bitten in Half?

Nothing. The banana cannot talk as it is dead and bananas are mute anyway. Accept this as a fact.

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Funny Books

3. Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

It is Harry Potter, but written by Artificial Intelligence. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Foods

4. Papyrus’ Spaghetti (UNDERTALE)

Don’t eat it. You will die.

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Funny Foods

5. Jellied Moose Nose

It is a real thing.

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Funny Phobias

6. Cocklaphobia

Fear of hats. (Get your mind out of the gutter.) See also Hats.

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Funny Questions

7. Where Do Lost Socks Go?

One of the mysteries of the universe.

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Funny Questions

8. Why Does Lockdown Suck So Bad?

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Funny Videos

9. EXTREME USSR Anthem Earrape

The USSR Anthem, but so loud that it sounds like your speakers are not working properly.

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Funny Words

10. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious

It means very good, or excellent.

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