R4nd0mG1rl's Entries
Funny Foods
11. Blue Blue Lime
A mixture of chocolate chips, white chocolate chips, and cinnamon, designed to be added to muffins.
Funny Animals
13. Snake Neck Turtles (Chelodina)
A genus of turtles with long necks, usually found in the southeast part of the globe. They're amazing. See also Turtles.
Funny People
15. Mr. Art
A few years back, I went to an artsy summer day camp. The camp counselor was named Mr. Art and he said his son was named Drew. I just called him Mr. Arty Pants the whole week. See also Art.
Funny Places
17. Jumpers Hole Road
A road in Maryland. My dad says this is the worst name possible for a road, as it sounds like it was named after the butt of someone who wants to jump off a bridge.
Funny Quotes
19. "According to Quantum Mechanics, Anything Can Happen!"
-Me
It's true. The theory of multiple universes says that anything that can happen happens, and we only get to observe the one that makes the most sense or something like that.
Funny Sayings
20. Any Computer is a Laptop if You're Brave Enough!
As seen in the Minecraft main menu splash text. See also Computers.