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Funny Things to Do

21. Find Someone Who Never Laughs and Tell Him Ten Jokes.

If none made him laugh, you can say, no pun in-ten-ded. See also Puns.

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Funny Things to Do

22. Call Someone "bro" or "dude" as a Female

Works especially well on the Internet or in any case when it's not that obvious you're a lady. People will ask and wonder.

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Funny Places

23. Null Island

A beautiful island located at coordinates 0°N, 0°E. Oh wait. It's just a buoy floating in the ocean. See also Geography, Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

24. Two Trains Are About to Crash on a Railroad in the Southern United States. One is Going at 100 Kilometers Per Hour and the Other is Going at 100 Miles Per Hour. Which One is Damaged More?

The one that ran into Trump's wall first. See also Trains.

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Funny Nicknames

25. Samma-Namma-Ding-Dong

My dad called me this a few times. I didn't like it. See also Fathers.

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Funny TV Shows

26. LazyTown

A children's television show from Iceland that aims to promote a healthy lifestyle. It's only funny because a lot of cheesy songs from the show are huge Internet memes.

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Funny Things

27. Pen Pals

Two meanings: 1. A friend, often from another country, who you exchange letters or emails with. 2. When you draw faces on pens and talk to them because you're a freaking lonely slob.

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Funny Advice

28. Two Roads Diverged in the Woods, and I Took the Road Less Traveled By. And It Hurt, Man! Really Bad. Rocks! Thorns! And Glass! Not Cool Robert Frost!

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Funny Diseases

29. Fatal Acute Chronic Respitory Gastrointestinal Cardiovascular Type 2 Syndrome

An allergy to adjectives and prefixes.

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Funny People

30. People Who Tease You for Doing Innocent Things

"Oh you play Minecraft? TROLOLOLOL"
"Oh, you like a boy shorter than you? TROLOLOLOL"
Ha. Ha. No.

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