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Funny Sayings

141. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

Added by Ryan on July 6, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

142. Get in Shape Girl

Toy line from the 80's that included "Bangle Bop Bracelets", "Rhythm and Ribbons", and "Burgeoning Body Issues". See also 80's, Exercise.

Added by Ryan on July 6, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

143. Abstinence Sweatpants

Now on sale at K-Mart. See also Sex, Teenagers.

Added by Ryan on June 14, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

144. Making Whoopee

See also 70's, Sex.

Added by Ryan on June 9, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

145. Pornstaches

E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball. See also Hair.

Added by Ryan on June 2, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

146. Marzipan Shop

A sickeningly sweet almond paste shaped into barely edible, miniature fruits. See also Dessert.

Added by Ryan on June 1, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

147. My Ding A Ling Shop

"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.

Added by Ryan on June 1, 2008| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

148. Recumbent Bicycles

For such obvious dorks, recumbent bicycle riders can often appear rather smug. See also Nerds.

Added by Ryan on May 28, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

149. Lee Press On Nails

Available in both natural and glamor length. Press on! See also 80's, Beauty.

Added by Ryan on May 6, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

150. Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute

A staple of eighties cable-television commericals, Zamfir was advertised as receiving 120 golden and platinum disc awards and selling over 120 million albums. See also 80's, Commercials, Music.

Added by Ryan on May 1, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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