Ryan's Entries

131. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

132. Roger

Old British word for having sexual intercourse. See also British, Sex.

Added by Ryan on September 15, 2008| 9 Comments | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike

133. Scarecrow and Mrs. King

A CIA agent and housewife team to save the world. See also 80's.

Added by Ryan on September 14, 2008| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

134. Cherub Figurines Shop

To be displayed in the china hutch. See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 11, 2008| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

135. A Dog Covering It's Face with It's Paws

The act of an embarrassed dog, but only in 80's sitcoms. See also Pets, Television.

Added by Ryan on September 7, 2008| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

136. Dying from Snorting Peas

Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate? See also Anxiety, Vegetables.

Added by Ryan on September 1, 2008| 6 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

137. Dancing Knife Fights

As seen in Michael Jackson videos and West Side Story. See also Musicals, Singers, Weapons.

Added by Ryan on August 7, 2008| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

138. Cruise to Lose

Weight-loss cruise sponsored by Richard Simmons. See also Obesity.

Added by Ryan on August 5, 2008| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

139. The New Leave It to Beaver

1980's TBS television show in which the Beaver (still portrayed by Jerry Mathers) is now divorced and living in the suburbs with his mother (still portrayed by Barbara Billingsley). See also 80's, Television.

Added by Ryan on July 8, 2008| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

140. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

Added by Ryan on July 6, 2008| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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