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21. So Far, This is the Oldest I’ve Been Shop

Can’t argue with that.

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22. The "Watch" Tattoo

"Hey excuse me, what time is it?"
"...Oh it's only right twice a day, sorry."

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23. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

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24. Dental Dams

Keeping safe sex... safe.

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Funny Sayings

25. Drink Apple Juice, O.J. Will Kill You

... if the glove fits, wear it.

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Funny Sayings

26. Pot Calling the Kettle Black

I'm not sure if this idiom is more contradictory than it is hypocritical, because everyone knows that pot's can't talk! Duh!

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Funny Sayings

27. People Who Live in Glass Houses Should Not Throw Stones

I've never met anyone who lived in a glass house before, but if he threw a stone my way, you can bet he'd have another thing coming.

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Funny Sayings

28. A Penny for Your Thoughts

When someone asks you, "a penny for your thoughts" and you, "put your two cents in" what happens to the other penny?

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Funny Sayings

29. One Thing Leads to Another

But not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

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30. Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

I saw this beauty on the cashier at the novelty BeaverTails stand. Clever indeed.

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