SLOWCOOKR's Entries
Funny Things to Do
32. Eff'n Around with That Passed Out Guy.
Includes but not limited to: drawing on them with a permanent marker, building a structure over them, dipping their hands it warm water, stripping them naked then dressing them up in different clothes, and taking pictures of them afterwards. Of course, turning them over so they don't choke on their potential vomit is always fun too. See also Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
33. Tearing Off Your Own Shirt with Your Bare Hands
You better make sure you tear that puppy clean off, unless you want to look like a total wimp of course.
Funny Things to Do
34. Acting Like You've Been Kidnapped
On long road trips as a child, I used to shove kleenex in my mouth, put my hands behind my back, and act as if I was tied up in the back seat of our mini-van. See also Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
35. Microwaving a CD
Go ahead, grab your sisters Miley Cyrus mixed cd and send it off to microwave heaven. Looks wicked cool too. See also Food.
Funny Sayings
36. Drive for Show, and Putt for Dough
There's nothing funnier than dropping this beauty of a line after 5 putting a hole. See also Golf.
Funny Things to Do
37. Place a Whoopie Cushion on someone's chair as they sit down
If you've never done it, you haven't lived. See also Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
38. Visit the grocery store, and only buy whipped cream, condoms, KY lube and a giant cucumber
It's always funnier if you make your little brother do it by himself. See also Sex.
Funny Things to Do
39. Pretending to be Seriously Hurt After a Minor Injury
Exaggerating an injury is always the best way to get attention and a few cheap laughs.
Funny Things to Do
40. Interrupt Someone
Best to do this immediately after someone tell you to stop interrupting them.