SapphireSwan's Entries

Funny Observations

1. Books Are Just A Remix Of A Dictionary.

so many words!

Added by SapphireSwan on April 9, 2019| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2. Oh, You Seem To Have A Severe Case Of Verbal Diarrhea.

So, to be honest, i don't think anyone's gonna wanna check you out.

Added by SapphireSwan on April 7, 2019| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3. You'd Get Lost With A Map In Your Hand

well, you probably won't be able to read a map, anyway.

Added by SapphireSwan on April 7, 2019| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Do You Call A Window With Soap On It?

Clean.

Added by SapphireSwan on March 23, 2019| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What Do You Call A Blind Dinosaur?

...a do-you-think-he-saurus.

Added by SapphireSwan on March 23, 2019| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

6. Why Does The Word 'Lisp' Have The Letter 's' in It...??

people with a lisp will then say:
"I have a lithp :)"

Added by SapphireSwan on March 23, 2019| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Books

7. Facebook.

A social, wi-fi dependant kind of 'book'.

Added by SapphireSwan on January 3, 2018| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

8. You're Like Rapunzel, Except You Don't Let Your Hair Down, You Let Everyone Else Down.

Added by SapphireSwan on January 3, 2018| 13 Comments | 227 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

9. A Woman Was Waiting Ages in the Line, So She Yelled, " Hurry Up! I've Got Starving Kids and a Mother Here!!!"

A single, non-married man replied," Well, Ma'am, we all make mistakes, don't we?



If you don't get it, the 'mistake' that the mother made was having children. See also Children.

Added by SapphireSwan on January 3, 2018| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

10. See That!!

I'm blind. You become much more cruel each day... ;(

Added by SapphireSwan on January 3, 2018| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike