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41. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."

- Mitch Hedberg

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42. When People Tell Me "You're Going to Regret That in the Morning"

I sleep 'till noon, because I am a problem solver

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43. I Walk Around Like Everything is Fine. But Deep Down, Inside My Shoe, My Sock is Sliding off

-Me- See also Shoes.

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44. "A Day Without Sunshine is Like, You Know, Night."

-Steve Martin

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45. "If You Fall, I'll be There"

-Ground-
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46. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."

- Bill Gates See also Lazy.

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47. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

- Albert Einstein See also Marriage, Men, Women.

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48. The First Five Days After the Weekend Are Always the Hardest

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49. Happiness Is...

Not setting an alarm for the next day

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50. I'll Let the Early Bird Get the Worm Because Worms Are Gross and Mornings Are Stupid

and im lazy See also Lazy.

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