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Funny Advice

1. Don't Forget Tornado Insurance if You Live in a Trailer Park

That's where tornadoes seem to be happiest. Not sure why, but maybe it's Mother Nature's sick sense of humor to prey on the lower class. pwned! See also Weather.

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Funny Clothes

2. Wearing Tube Socks with Sandals

I mean... come on people... That's just tacky. See also Shoes.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. Preying to the Porcelain God

Drunk and Throwing Up in the Toilet. We have all been to those parties before. See also Vomit.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

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Funny Instruments

5. Playing Air Guitar

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Funny Quotes

6. "If It's Gonna be That Kinda Party, Ima Stick My Dick in the Mash Potatoes"

Beastie Boys

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Funny Things to Do

7. Step on a Rake and Get Hit in the Face

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Funny Things to Do

8. Making Macaroni Art

See also Art, Food.

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Funny Things to Do

9. Farting in the Bathtub

Those always smell worse for some reason. See also Flatulence.

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