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Funny People

11. Naive People from the Future

What are tears? What does it mean to love? In the supremely rational society of Planet Zilgamore, we've done away with these things. Can you show me how to kiss? See also 50's, Sci-fi.

Added by SpaceParasites on June 9, 2011| 1 Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

12. Don't Sneeze When You're Pregnant and Have to Pee

So you don't accidentally pee your pants or have your baby.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 19, 2011| Comment | 69 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

13. Mathlete

Just that one letter at the beginning takes you from high school cool to hyper-nerd. See also Nerds, Teenagers.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 19, 2011| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

14. Wearing Converse All Stars for an Actual Athletic Activity

It may actually be less painful to play in high heels. See also 50's, Shoes.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 3, 2011| 2 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

15. Trip, Fall, and Knock Over a Whole Mariachi Band

Added by SpaceParasites on April 25, 2011| Comment | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

16. Songs That Incessantly Agree With Themselves

For example, when singers try to spice up songs by adding a quick "yes it did-ah."

Added by SpaceParasites on March 23, 2011| 2 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

17. Morass

A muddy or boggy swamp, or figuratively, a quagmire. Great to weave into conversations, e.g. "no morass will stop me."

Added by SpaceParasites on March 22, 2011| 2 Comments | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

18. Bundt Cake

Enjoy your bundt cake!

Added by SpaceParasites on February 28, 2011| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

19. Doomsday Device

Add this and/or a briefcase to any situation to make things immediately more interesting. See also Movies.

Added by SpaceParasites on February 22, 2011| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

20. Using Classical Enlightenment Philosophy to Justify Ridiculous Actions

It is a categorical imperative that I wear this monkey as a hat. All people in this situation have an ethical duty to treat this monkey in the same manner. See also Philosophy.

Added by SpaceParasites on February 3, 2011| 1 Comment | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike