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1. What Did the German Man Say to the German Woman?

Hallo, wie geht es dir? See also German.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on June 1, 2016| 1 Comment | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2. What Did One Stranger Say to the Other Stranger?

Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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3. What Do You Call 50 Doctors on the Bottom of the Ocean?

A horrible boating accident.

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4. Why Did the Catholic Priest Get Sent to Jail?

Tax Evasion

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on May 9, 2016| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5. What Do an Elephant and a Grape Have in Common?

One of them is Purple

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6. Why Didn't Johnny Ride His Bike to School?

Both his legs were amputated. He can never ride a bike again.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on May 9, 2016| 1 Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7. If Humans Stood in a Single File Line Around the Equator Most of Them Would Drown

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on May 2, 2016| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

8. What Has Two Legs, and is Red All Over?

Half a cat.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on May 2, 2016| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

9. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?

Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 29, 2016| 10 Comments | 191 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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10. Why Isn't Helen Keller a Good Driver?

Because she's dead.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 25, 2016| 7 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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