TurtleGirlGamer's Entries

Funny Things to Do

1. If a Kid Ever Asks You Why People Yawn, Respond with "It's Their Soul Slowly Escaping Their Body."

Then proceed to yawn.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. Did You Know?

The Average Human has enough bones in their body to create a human skeleton.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. Roses Are Red and Violets Are Violet

Welcome to the real world

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Two Scientists Walk into a Bar, The First Man Says "I'll Have Some H20" The Second Man Says "I'll Have Some H20 Too"

The Second scientist dies. See also Nerds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

5. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Red, You Are Red

I've Been Shot -Caddicarus

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Funny Questions

6. What Sound Does the Witch's Vehicle Make?

Broom Broom. (I thought of this while spacing out)

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Funny Things to Do

7. Write on Your Journal "Rated R for Pirates"

Yes I did this. sadness See also Pirates.

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Funny Nicknames

8. Sassyfras

My friends call me this because I am sassy lol

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Funny Quotes

9. "My Favorite Color of the Alphabet is 5."

???

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Funny Advice

10. Don't Look Behind You

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