9 Entries Tagged “Pirates”
Funny Quotes
1. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”
―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.
Funny Books
3. Even Pirates Poop Shop
Seriously? I thought they held it in. See also Pirates, Scatological.
Funny Insults
4. Landlubber
One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.
Funny Things to Do
5. Walking the Plank
Up there on my things to do list. Shiver me timbers. See also Pirates.
Funny Words
6. Smithereens
Arrrgh, and then me scallywag mates went to Davy Jones Lockerrr whar evr'thing is blasted away ta smithereens! See also Pirates.
Funny Videos
8. You Spin Me Round
Dead or Alive video in which the guy is wearing an eyepatch and a generous purple coat. See also 80's, Pirates.