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Funny Observations

31. If You Stare at Nothing Long Enough, Others Will Gather Around and Stare at Nothing with You

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Funny Questions

32. Why Do Chocolate Cookies Look Like Raisin Cookies?

That's the trojan horse for y'all. See also Chocolate, Cookies.

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Funny Quotes

33. “Never Follow Anyone Else’s Path. Unless You’re in the Woods and You’re Lost and You See a Path. Then by All Means Follow That Path.” —Ellen DeGeneres

obviously.

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Funny Quotes

34. “My Mother Always Used to Say: The Older You Get, the Better You Get, Unless You’re a Banana.” —Rose (Betty White)

See also Fruits.

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Funny Quotes

35. “Never Argue with an Idiot. They Will Drag You Down to Their Level and Beat You with Experience.” - Mark Twain

Thank you, Marky.

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Funny Quotes

36. "The Guy Who Invented the First Wheel Was an Idiot. The Guy Who Invented the Other Three, He Was a Genius." -Sid Caesar

So the person who invented the bicycle is average?

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Funny Quotes

37. "If Maple Trees Where Alive, then Maple Syrup is It's Blood."

-A vegetarian vampire See also Trees.

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Funny Advice

38. Fererro Rochers Aren't Wrapped in Gold

Good try though.

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Funny Animals

39. Butter Fly

The fly with the butter on him

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Funny Anti-Jokes

40. What Did the Defecation Say to the Mean Cat?

"I litter-ly don't care." See also Cats, Puns.

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