Funny Sayings

2641. My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion...

... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. See also Zoos.

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Funny Sayings

2642. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!

Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2643. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

See also Doctors.

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Funny Euphemisms

2644. Dirt Noodle

Also known as an earth worm.

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Funny Words

2645. Squanch

See also Made Up.

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Funny Questions

2646. I Wonder Where Noah Kept the Woodpeckers on His Ark?

See also Bible.

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Funny Tattoos

2647. "Plan Ahea" on Your Knuckles

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Funny Words

2648. Brustwarze

The German word for nipple; translates as "breast wart." See also Body, German.

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Funny Advice

2649. If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50%

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2650. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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