Funny Insults

2651. What Are You Gonna Do for a Face when the Baboon Wants It's Butt Back?

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Funny Advice

2652. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.

Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.

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Funny Sayings

2653. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

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Funny Books

2654. Reading for Dummies

...is that a rip in the space-time continuum? See also Made Up, Reading.

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Funny Euphemisms

2655. Prison Horses

Also known as zebras. See also Horses.

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Funny Animals

2656. Zedonk

A zebra-donkey hybrid. More fun to say than to ride.

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Funny Jobs

2657. Steve

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Funny Sayings

2658. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

2659. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.

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Funny Observations

2660. Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.

Lesson learned.

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