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2701. Smoot

5.58333 feet, i.e. the length of a guy named Smoot. More importantly, playable in Scrabble.

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2702. The Forbidden Vegetable

Grass. Don't eat grass.

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2703. Are You Alright?

No I'm half left. See also Dad Jokes.

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2704. Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Shop

Turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh-filled surprise. See also Pranks.

Added by a Guest on March 7, 2019| 4 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2705. What Do You Want Me to Do? Have a Basket for Each Egg?

Homer Simpson after being told not to put all his eggs in one basket. See also Simpsons.

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2706. Extraordinary

Very unusual or remarkable. Unless you add a space and it's extra ordinary, meaning it's completely normal.

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2707. Pickles in a Bag

As sold in highway convenience stores.

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Take "Wreck It Ralph," "The Emoji Movie," and a splash of "The Lego Movie" for an uproarious 90-minute extended commercial extravaganza! Oh, and, if the production studio has time, maybe a plot. See also Made Up.

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Funny Places

2709. This Way and That Way

Real streets in Texas.

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Funny Tattoos

2710. Clear My Browser History

A good thing to have tattooed someplace nobody would look unless they're dead, such as the inner thigh or behind the ear. See also Internet.

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