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Funny Anti-Jokes
2702. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers
He says, "I'll take five beers, please."
Funny Advice
2706. If You Attempt to Rob a Bank, You Will Have No Trouble with Rent or Bills for the Next Ten Years, Whether You Are Successful or Not.
Funny Questions
2708. If Snails Are So Slow, Why Don't We Ever See Them Coming? It's Like... Boom, There's a Snail.
Maybe they're only slow when we're watching...
Funny Clothes
2709. Ranger Panties
What people in the military call the super short shorts they wear during physical training. See also Military.
Funny Drinks
2710. Hammer
Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.