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Funny Questions
2743. What if There's a Ghost Break-Dancing Next to You?
It's possible. William Shakespeare's ghost could be aggressively breakdancing by you, and you wouldn't even know. See also Ghosts.
Funny Sayings
2746. The Potato Poem
Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.
Funny Things to Do
2748. Making Your Kid Smoke the Whole Pack
You know, to teach them a lesson. Classic parenting technique. See also Cigarettes, Parents, Smoking.
Funny Things to Do
2749. Exchanging Names with a Friend While the Substitute Teacher is Taking Roll
When the sub calls your friend's name, you say "Here" and vice versa. I never had the chance to do this with a sub because I never had friends in school. See also Pranks, Schools.