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2741. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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Funny Questions

2742. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2743. What Do You Get when You Cross a Fry and Ketchup

A tasty meal.

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Funny Euphemisms

2744. White Broccoli

Cauliflower.

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Funny Things

2745. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

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Funny Things

2746. Fish Skeletons

Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2747. What Do You Get when You Throw a Green Rock into the Red Sea?

A wet rock.

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Funny Euphemisms

2748. Arm Foot

Also known as a hand.

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Funny Sayings

2749. When I Was Born, I Was So Mad at My Parents That I Didn't Talk to Them for Two Years

Funny Jobs

2750. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 10, 2018| 2 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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